"Arrr! Early access be a treacherous sea! Deliver on yer promises, or face the plank, ye scallywag!"
2024-10-03
“Arrr, ye scallywag! He be a-waggin’ his finger, sayin’, ‘Ye best deliver on them precise promises, matey!’ As if me parrot be keepin’ track of me word like a treasure map! Ha! I’ll promise him a barrel of rum, that ought to tide him over!”
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round! There be a tale to spin 'bout a scallywag who be makin’ promises as grand as a ship’s sails in a fresh breeze! This landlubber, with a tongue smoother than a siren's song, be sayin’ to his crew, “Ye must deliver on exact promises!” Aye, his words be weighin’ heavier than a chest o' doubloons!