Arrr, here lies the Never Trump crew! Vance’s thunderous words be sealing their fate, ho ho!
2024-10-03
Arrr, matey! The Never Trump scallywags be sinkin’ ship after that vice-presidential squabble! Sen. JD Vance be sailin’ high on the waves, showin' the New Right be the true captains of this here vessel! Aye, they be the real losers in this jolly ol’ debate!
Ahoy, mateys! Ever since that scallywag, former President Donald Trump, hoisted his flag as the GOP captain in 2016, a ragtag crew of would-be Republicans have been whisperin' sweet nothings about him losing his grip on the ship. These landlubbers, like Liz Cheney and Mitt Romney, dreamt of reclaiming their treasure if Trump were to stumble and fall flat on his face.But lo and behold! Senator JD Vance strode onto the debate stage like a true buccaneer, shattering their fanciful dreams with wit and charm, besting Minnesota's Gov. Walz in the process! This sea dog didn’t just parley; he articulated the very essence of Trump’s populism, makin' it clear that the new wind in the GOP sails ain’t goin' anywhere, savvy?
With pillars of anti-globalism, a strong border, and takin' the fight to that pesky woke culture, Vance's message struck like cannon fire! Unlike the old guard who seeks a return to past glories, Vance and his crew of up-and-comers embody the New Right, makin' the wave of Never Trumpism seem like a distant storm on the horizon.
So, raise a tankard to the future, for it appears the Never Trumpers be adrift on a sea of irrelevance, while the ship of Trumpian populism sails forth, ever bold and unyielding!