The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Old salt and saltine embraced tight, even death couldn't tear 'em apart in that tempest, har har!"

2024-10-03

Avast, me hearties! In South Carolina, Marcia and Jerry Savage, those swashbucklin' lovers, met their watery fate, snug as two sea urchins in bed! A tree, the scallywag, crashed down during Hurricane Helene, sendin' 'em to Davy Jones' locker whilst havin' a cozy cuddle! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale o' a pair o' fine souls from South Carolina, Marcia and Jerry Savage! These salty sea dogs be aged 74 and 78, havin' their last cuddle as the wrath o' Hurricane Helene unleashed its fury upon the land.

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