"Arrr! Two cheeky words from Captain Biden set the markets a-flounderin' and the Middle East a-jigglin'!"
2024-10-03
Arrr, the captain's jests be but whispers on the wind, yet they sail faster than a ship in a storm! His tongue be a cannon, blastin' secrets far and wide, makin' waves in the sea of gossip! Savvy?
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round the brimstone barrel, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a captain most curious — the president! Aye, this scallywag be lettin' slip some mighty secrets as if they be mere whispers in the wind. His words, like a greedy parrot, be flutterin' far and wide, faster than a cannonball shot from me trusty ship!