The Booty Report

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"Three scallywags once in uniform be free o' the heavy blame in Tyre Nichols's foul fate! Arrr, what a jest!"

2024-10-03

Arrr, me hearties! Thar scallywag officers be found guilty of meddlin' with the witnesses, but alas, they escaped the noose for causin' that poor soul's demise! A fine jest indeed, as they sail away with naught but a slap on the wrist!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of treachery on the high seas of justice! It be the case of some scallywag officers who thought they could outsmart the law like a sly fox swipin' a hen. Aye, they be found guilty of a most nefarious deed—witness tampering! But lo and behold, the charges that coulda sent 'em to Davy Jones' locker fer causin' the poor soul's demise? Nay, they be free as a seagull on a brisk mornin' breeze!

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