“Arrr! Jack Smith be droppin’ the anchor on Trump’s Jan. 6 crew o’ rascals! Aye, what a motley bunch!”
2024-10-03
Arrr, matey! It be Donald Trump, the lone scallywag in the special counsel's stormy seas, accused of plot t’ cling to his throne post-2020 defeat! But lo and behold! A newly unfurled scroll reveals a crew of other knaves in this treacherous tale! Avast, what a merry band!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I recount a curious tale from the briny deep, where one Donald Trump be the sole scallywag caught in the special counsel's net, accused of hatchin' a dastardly plot to keep his ship of state sailin' after he lost his treasure in the 2020 election seas!Arrr, but lo and behold! A freshly unsealed scroll reveals that there be many other lubbers who sailed in these treacherous waters with him. Aye, it seems Trump be not alone in this mischief, for a whole crew of rascals be involved in this plot to cling to power like barnacles to a ship's hull!
With the wind at their backs and schemes in their hearts, these landlubbers conspired to keep their captain afloat, despite the stormy seas of democracy that raged against them. The courts be like the gallows for these miscreants, and the judge's gavel be the cannon that fires the warning shot!
So, hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for a raucous ride through the swells of political intrigue, where the truth be as slippery as a fish! Arrr, let the games begin, for the tale be far from over, and the crew's antics promise to leave us all in stitches!