The Booty Report

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"Within the scallywag crew of the Anti-Vax Facebook, peddlin’ a fool’s remedy for the sea serpent called Autism!"

2024-10-03

Ahoy, mateys! Ye scallywags be sayin’ that after givin’ their wee babes a swig of Pure Body Extra, they be sufferin’ from the runs, the shakes, and mighty tantrums fit to scare the Kraken! Aye, detoxin’ be a treacherous sea, indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a most peculiar potion dubbed Pure Body Extra, claimed to be a fine elixir for the wee ones. Yet, lo and behold! What folly it be, for parents of fresh little scallywags be reportin’ a tumultuous tide of troubles after bestowin’ this brew upon their newborns!

Ye see, instead of turnin’ their tiny tots into merry little sailors, this concoction be causin’ quite the ruckus! Symptoms be runnin’ rampant, like a pack of wild sea dogs! Diarrhea, ye say? Aye, it be flowin’ like a busted cannon! And let’s not forget the twitchin’, like a fish outta water! It’s a sight to behold, though not one for the faint of heart!

But the crowning jewel of this whole hullabaloo be the so-called “complete toddler meltdowns.” Aye, when those little sailors throw a fit, it be like watchin’ a kraken rise from the depths! Parents be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ if they’ve traded their sweet babes for wailing banshees! So, beware, ye landlubbers, of this detox folly, lest ye find yerselves in a stormy sea of chaos!

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