Arrr! Kirk and Baker, foes of the field, now join forces to aid the storm-tossed folk, savvy?
2024-10-03
Arrr, on Thursday night, Kirk Cousins and Baker Mayfield shall be fierce foes, like cats and dogs! But fear not, mateys, for these scallywags be givin' a mighty $50,000 each to help the poor souls of Hurricane Helene! Aye, even pirates have hearts, savvy?
Arrr, mateys! What be this tale of camaraderie on the high seas of the NFL? Hearken unto me, for the scallywags of the Atlanta Falcons and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Kirk Cousins and Baker Mayfield, have set their swords aside in the wake of Hurricane Helene's fury! Aye, they be rivals on the field, but in the face of disaster, they be joinin' forces for a noble cause!These two hearty lads be pledgin' a bounty of $50,000 each to the brave souls of Team Rubicon, who be aidin' the fine folk impacted by the tempest that lashed the Southeastern shores. Mayfield, in a fine video, declared, "Countless lives be in shambles thanks to that wicked storm!" And Cousins, the good captain, added that the volunteers be toilin' mightily to restore the land to its former glory.
With the call to arms echoing, they be askin' their scallywag fans to dig deep into their treasure chests to lend a hand. Even Buccaneers’ owner Jay Glazer, a true buccaneer at heart, tossed in a cool million to help the needy! As the Wednesday night battle approaches at the grand arena of Mercedes-Benz Stadium, let us raise a tankard to unity, me hearties! Together, we be makin' a difference amidst the storm's wreckage! Yarr!