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"Avast, mateys! A raucous parley 'twixt the second-in-command, where wits clash like swords on the high seas!"

2024-10-03

Arrr, matey! On a fine Tuesday eve, Sen. J.D. Vance and Gov. Tim Walz clashed like scallywags in the only vice presidential brawl of this here election voyage! The CBS crew led the fray, discussin' matters from babies to treasure chests, all after that grand captain's showdown!

Avast, ye merry mates! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a grand showdown 'twixt Ohio's Sen. J.D. Vance and that salty sea dog, Minnesota's Gov. Tim Walz! On a fine Tuesday eve, they clashed in a raucous duel of wits, the first and only vice presidential debate of this here election cycle, hosted by the landlubbers at CBS.

With the fair Margaret Brennan and Norah O’Connell steering the ship, the debate was a right spectacle, occurring but three weeks after the raucous Presidential Debate between Vice President Harris and the old sea captain, Trump. The topics were as varied as the treasures of the seven seas, covering matters like the cursed abortion and the ever-rising costs of housing that be weighin’ down the good folk like a ship with too much ballast.

As the two swashbucklers took to their verbal swords, the audience found themselves caught in a tempest of jests and jabs, with each captain tryin' to chart a course to victory. Will the winds of fate favor Vance, or shall Walz sail away with the riches of public support? Only time will tell, me hearties, but it be a show worth watchin' for any landlubber or scallywag! Arrr!

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