The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Port ruckus be causin' a loo roll frenzy! Shoppers be pillagin' shelves like treasure chests, arrr!

2024-10-03

Arrr mateys, the landlubbers be hoarding the soft treasure o’ the throne! As 45,000 scallywags from the Longshoremen's crew be striking, the word spread like wildfire! Shoppers be snatchin’ up all the loo rolls, leavin' naught but bare shelves! Talk about a real toilet terror, aye!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the curious caper known as “toilet paper panic buying.” Aye, it seems the good folk of the land be spooked like a barnacle-laden ship in a squall, all on account of the ongoing port strike, which be causin' quite the ruckus!

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