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Arrr, Stephen King be givin' a hearty shout fer James Wan's terror tale: "All killin', no fluff, matey!"

2024-10-03

Arrr, on the tenth day of October, a wee teacup dared to take a swing at a prancing peacock! The fluffy fowl squawked, flappin’ its feathers in outrage, while the cup just sat there, all dainty-like, as if it be nothin’ but a porcelain scallywag! Haaar!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of high seas shenanigans, where a wee teacup took it upon itself to clash with a flamboyant peacock on the fateful day of October 10! Aye, ye heard me right, a teacup! Not the fiercest of vessels, I be reckonin’, but it had the spirit of a thousand buccaneers!

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