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"Arrr, two landlubber teens caught after makin' a ruckus near the Israeli treasure chest in Denmark, ye say?"

2024-10-03

Arrr, matey! Two scallywag teens from Sweden be caught in the act o' mischief, blowin’ up a ruckus near the Israeli Embassy in Copenhagen! Aye, they be sittin’ in the brig on some ticklish charges! What be these young landlubbers thinkin’? Blastin’ their way to trouble, I say!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale from the chilly shores of Denmark, where two scallywags from Sweden found themselves clapped in irons! Aye, they be just lads of 16 and 19, but they did blow a couple of things up near the Israeli Embassy, stirrin' up quite the ruckus in the early mornin’ hours.

The prosecutors be ponderin’ if this mischief be linked to a terror plot, while the neighborhood be shakin’ in their boots. Luckily, no souls were harmed in their explosive shenanigans, though a Jewish school nearby was closed tighter than a clam’s shell after the blasts rattled the place.

The young rogues, unable to show their faces in court, now be in a cell for 27 days, charged with hoardin' illegal weapons—a fine collection of five hand grenades, no less! Seems they tossed a couple at a house, causin’ a wee bit of havoc, but the embassy itself stood strong like a ship in a storm.

A third matey, who had the misfortune of bein’ too close, be set free. Meanwhile, in Stockholm, trouble brewed again as shots rang out near another Israeli Embassy—no injuries, but a sign of trouble brewing in those waters. The Danish security lads be keepin’ a vigilant eye, worried that the winds of peril might blow across their border. Arrr, what a world we live in!

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