"Arrr, why us, ye scallywags? A tempest o' sorrow be crashin' upon Lebanon's shores, savvy?"
2024-10-04
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers be wailin' and moanin' like scallywags at a tavern brawl, for a cannonball from Israel's ship sank an apartment full of souls—45 good men and women sent to Davy Jones' locker! What a jolly mess, I say!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of woe from the landlubber shores of Israel. A lamentable tragedy hath struck, with an infernal blast causin’ the good folks of an apartment building to meet Davy Jones far too soon! Aye, at least 45 souls were sent a-sailin’ to the great beyond, leavin’ their beloved mourners reelin’ like a ship caught in a tempest.