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Arrr, matey! Obama, the grand captain of Democrats, be rallyin’ the crew for Harris in this final election squall!

2024-10-04

Arrr, matey! Captain Obama, the first mate of the dark-skinned crew, be handin' over the jolly roger of his political ship to First Mate Kamala Harris at the grand shindig of the Democratic fleet! Shiver me timbers, what a merry sailin' it be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a grand gathering o' landlubbers at the Democratic shindig, where a certain Captain Obama, the first scallywag of color to steer the ship o' state, stood tall like a mighty mast! With words like cannonballs, he proclaimed that the fair lass, Vice President Kamala Harris, be the rightful heir to his political treasure chest!

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