The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! A spooky, yet handy metal matey be ready to sail into yer humble abode!

2024-10-04

Arrr, matey! This mechanical matey be towerin' over ye at more than five feet and weighin' a hefty 66 pounds! It be ready to haul yer booty—up to 44 pounds—while it scuttles about fer two to four hours, makin' yer household chores a jolly good adventure!

Ahoy mateys! Prepare ye hearts, fer a mechanical matey be comin' to yer abode! Meet NEO Beta, a wondrous humanoid contraption crafted by the fine folk at 1X Technologies, an OpenAI-backed crew from Norway. This jolly robot stands tall at 5.41 feet and weighs but 66 pounds, makin' it a right handy helper fer all yer daily to-dos!

With sensors and intelligence that put ol' Blackbeard to shame, NEO Beta can strut 'round yer home at a sprightly 2.5 mph, and when the seas be callin', it can dash at 7.5 mph! It’ll carry yer goods, manage yer smart devices, and even keep a lookout fer intruders! Aye, it adapts to yer whims like a true shipmate, learnin' yer routines to serve ye better than a loyal parrot.

But beware, me hearties! While this nifty automaton be a boon, ponder ye thoughts on privacy and ethics, fer such technology be changin' our lives in ways we can't yet fathom! So, are ye ready to welcome this robotic companion into yer crew? Hoist the sails and let the adventure begin with NEO Beta, or be ye still sailin' the seas of skepticism, savvy?

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