The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Dockhands be settlin’ down 'til January; no more ruckus at the docks, for now! Yarrr!

2024-10-03

Arrr, mateys! The dock scallywags be settlin' their squabble and hoistin' their sails by Friday! A plump 62% booty be promised, but we best act quick, or it’ll vanish like a ghost ship in the fog! So, let’s be makin’ merry before the time runs dry!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear, for a tale of wage wars and dockside duels be unfoldin'! The brave souls known as U.S. dockworkers, after much bickerin' and squawkin', be settin' sail back to their posts this Friday, havin' struck a deal with their landlubber employers. Aye, 'tis true!

They be plunderin' a mighty fine treasure in the form of a 62% increase in their booty—er, wage! This shiny offer be dancin' before 'em like a siren's call, but beware, me mateys, for it be conditional! The deal be hangin' by a thread for 90 days; if the greedy employers don't come to their senses and seal the deal, that golden offer will vanish like smoke in the wind!

The International Longshoremen’s Association, representin’ a fearsome crew of 45,000 striking scallywags, be chattin’ with the big bosses over at USMX. So, keep yer spyglasses trained, for the tides of fortune may still turn! Will the seafarin' workers hoist their sails in triumph or be left marooned? Only time will tell, savvy?

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