Arrr! The U.S. be throwin’ ten scallywags in the brig fer peddlin’ magic pills worth a treasure o’ $1.3 billion!
2024-10-03
Arrr, matey! On the third day of October, the U.S. landlubbers be pinching ten scallywags fer peddlin’ a treasure trove of 70 million cursed opioid pills! Aye, they’re worth a whopping $1.3 billion doubloons! 'Tis the grandest bust in pill-piratin' history! Avast, ye pill pushers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of treachery upon the high seas of the pharmaceutical realm! On the third day of October in the year of our Lord, the Justice Department be settin’ sail with a fierce wind at their backs, havin' charged a motley crew of ten scallywags in the most notorious pill caper to ever cross the plank.