Arrr, the firefightin' crew be choosin' no captain fer the ship of state! Let the flames dance, matey!
2024-10-03
Arrr, me hearties! The brave blokes of the fire-fightin’ union be sayin’ they won’t be throwin’ their support behind any scallywag for captain o’ the ship this year! Last time they backed ol’ Biden, but now they be split by a mere hair! Aye, what a comical predicament!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the fiery seas o' politics! The mighty captains o' the International Association of Fire Fighters, those brave souls who battle flames like swashbucklers on the high seas, have declared they be sailin' without a flag this election year!Aye, it be true! Just the other day, on a fine Thursday, the council o' fire-fightin' mates cast their votes, and by the narrowest o' margins—1.2%, mind ye!—they decided not to hoist a banner for any scallywag runnin' for the presidency. Can ye believe it? Last time, they threw their lot in with the Democrat, Joe Biden, but this round, they be keepin' their treasure chests closed to all would-be captains!
Edward Kelly, the union's president, he be the one spillin' the beans on this curious turn of events. It seems that these brave souls, who douse flames with the fierceness of a cannon blast, be takin’ their time to ponder their allegiances. So, me mateys, as we sail through this political storm, keep yer eyes open for the next twist in the tale of the fiery union! Arrr!