Arrr, the scallywag Lucas Coly be swimmin' with the fishes at just 27! Aye, what a cursed fate, matey!
2024-10-04
Avast ye! Word be sailin’ that the rapscallion Lucas Coly, a jolly rogue of 27 summers, has shuffled off this mortal coil, confirmed by his matey on the cursed Gram! Aye, the seas be weepin’ for this scallywag! Arrr, raise a tankard in his honor!
The manager's lament filled the air, proclaims, "Rest in peace, matey! My heart be torn asunder. Wait for me in the great beyond!" But alas, he edited that sorrow to naught but a heart emoji—mysterious as the depths of the sea! The poor soul be left with a hole in his heart, missing his comrade with whom he shared many a struggle and smile, all while keepin' the fans entertained.
Coly, a lad who set sail for the U.S. at but eight summers old, conquered the Vine seas ten years past, and be known for his catchy tune, "I Just Wanna." Yet, no word be spilled on how he met his fate, leaving the crew wonderin' and speculatin'—a true pirate mystery!
So, raise a tankard for Lucas Coly, a star now shining bright in the heavens, and remember, me hearties, always check on yer mates—life be too short to let it slip away like a phantom ship!