Arrr! The high court be givin' the green light fer Biden's schemes on that pesky mercury and methane, savvy?
2024-10-04
Avast, mateys! The scallywags from Republican ports and industry crews be blubberin' that the EPA be sailin' too swiftly, tossin’ about burdensome rules like cannonballs! Yarr, they be claimin' it be a blunder ‘n not a treasure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round ye scallywags of the sea, for I’ve a tale to tell from the turbulent waters of the landlubbers’ realm! It seems the goodly Republican-led states and a band o’ industry buccaneers be raisin’ a mighty ruckus, claimin’ that the Environmental Protection Agency be sailin’ the ship o’ regulations too swiftly! Aye, they be shoutin’ as if a great kraken be upon ‘em!These land dwellers be bemoanin’ the burden of what they call “onerous regulations.” Aye, it’s a fancy way of sayin’ they feel like they be walkin’ the plank with all them rules weighin’ down their treasure chests! They argue that the EPA be settin’ sail on a tempestuous sea without chartin’ the course proper, threatenin’ their plunderin’ ways.
In their eyes, the mighty EPA be a stormy captain, throwin’ down edicts faster than a cannonball can fly! They be seekin’ calmer waters, where they can ply their trades without fear of the long arm of the law reachin’ out like a ghostly hand from Davy Jones’ locker!
So hoist the sails and grab yer grog, for the battle over regulations be as lively as a rum-fueled dance on the deck! Let’s see who will emerge the victor in this merry fray of landlubber politics!