Arrr, Microsoft be claimin’ Edge be speedy like a swift ship, but can it outpace the mighty Chrome? Ha!
2024-10-04
Avast ye! Come December, the Microsoft Edge settings be getting a jolly good sprucing up! Aye, it’s the newest treasure from the tech scallywags, all fancy-like with their WebUI 2.0 toolkit. Get ready for smoother sailing, me hearties! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! It be known that the scallywags at Microsoft be givin’ their Edge browser a grand overhaul this December, hopin’ to set sail faster ‘n a cannonball! With the aim to hoist its sails and catch up to the mighty Chrome, the most popular of web browsers, they be makin’ improvements to the very heart of Edge’s workings.They be switchin’ to a shiny new toolkit called WebUI 2.0, which they claim prioritizes the simpler HTML and CSS over the sluggish JavaScript, which be slowin’ things down like a barnacle on a ship’s hull. Aye, with this new magic, they be makin’ Edge’s buttons and menus quicker than a pirate can down a tankard o' rum!
With the Browser Essentials revamp, they be boastin’ pages loadin’ 42% faster, ‘n for those poor souls on old rust buckets without SSDs, it’s up to a whopping 76% quicker! Even the settings be gettin’ a fresh coat of paint, makin’ it easier for landlubbers to navigate. Despite these jolly improvements, Edge still be laggin’ behind Chrome like a ship without wind in its sails.
So let us raise a toast to Microsoft, hopin’ they can make Edge the favored vessel of the high seas of the internet, ‘n not just a ol’ shipwreck sittin’ at the docks! Yarrr!