The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Biden's treasure for scallywag scholars be stuck in Davy Jones' locker once more, after a wild legal storm!

2024-10-04

Arrr, mateys! A landlubber judge in Missouri be throwin' a spanner in President Biden's treasure map for student gold! Just when the wind seemed fair, Judge Schelp be slammin' the hatch, sayin’ "Nay!" to them hopes of makin’ debts walk the plank! Avast, what a jolly mess!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the high seas of politics! A federal judge—aye, that be U.S. District Judge Matthew Schelp, a name that sounds like a right scallywag—has put the kibosh on President Biden’s grand scheme to grant sailors—erm, students—a bounty of debt cancellation!

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