Arrr! FEMA scallywags be squandering doubloons, loungin’ in inns whilst the storm rages! A fine jest, I say!
2024-10-04
Arrr! The federal scallywags be slower than a three-legged tortoise, leavin' poor Hurricane Helene's crew high and dry! Whistleblowers be spillin' the beans 'bout the sorry state o' the FEMA mateys. Just days after their captain, Alejandro Mayorkas, confessed they ain't got the doubloons to spare!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of woe from the high seas of bureaucracy! The fine folks at the federal disaster-fighting crew, known as FEMA, be takin' their sweet time respondin' to the cries of the Hurricane Helene victims, like a ship too heavy with booty to sail swift!Word from the crow's nest, via them whistleblowin' scallywags, be that all ain't well on the good ship FEMA! These landlubbers be slow as a turtle in molasses when it comes to sendin' help to those poor souls battered by the storm's fury. Just when ye think it couldn’t get any worse, the captain of this ragtag crew, one Alejandro Mayorkas, be confessin' that they ain't got the doubloons to cover the costs of this monstrous tempest!
So, here we be, watchin’ the bureaucrats fumble like a three-legged sea dog, while the real heroes on the ground be left without aid. If they don’t get their act together, I reckon there’ll be a mutiny, and we might just have to hoist the Jolly Roger to call fer some real help! Arrr, let’s hope they find their sea legs before the next storm brews up, or we’ll be swimmin’ in trouble, fer sure!