The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Helldivers 2 crew be battlin' “Accountgate”! Steam be askin’ ye to sign yer life away, but fret not, matey!

2024-10-04

Arrr, matey! There be no grand transformation on the horizon, just a single blue button sittin’ there like a lazy sea turtle! Aye, it be as useful as a compass in a storm—no practical change at all, just a splash o’ color on this ol’ ship! Har har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale about a curious contraption, a blue button, aye! Some scallywags be claimin', "There be no practical change at all!" But I say, where’s the fun in that? A button as blue as the deep sea, and yet, it be bringin’ naught but a bit o’ jolly laughter to the crew!

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