Arrr! That landlubber Jack Smith be playin' fast and loose with the rules to land a jolly ol' jab at Trump!
2024-10-04
Avast, me hearties! CNN's wise ol' sea lawyer, Elie Honig, be blabberin' that Jack Smith be actin' all unfair-like toward Captain Trump, breakin' the sacred code of the DOJ by lettin' slip his brief! Aye, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of justice! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' legal shenanigans and political scallywags! The infamous special counsel Jack Smith, a crafty sea dog, be accused of turnin' the law on its head to put the ol' captain Trump in a bind! A learned landlubber named Elie Honig be claimin' that Smith’s antics be a low blow, tryin' to sink Trump's ship 'fore the November elections.This Jack Smith, with his quill and ink, managed to convince Judge Tanya Chutkan to let him file a ponderous 180-page scroll, four times the usual size, talkin' of Trump’s so-called immunity. The judge, swingin' like a pirate in a storm, said she didn’t care about the election but obliged Smith nonetheless, redactin' names like a true buccaneer of the courtroom!
Honig be suggestin' Smith's ways be unprincipled, a true breach of the pirate's code! He claims the prosecutor be flippin' the rules upside down, settin' sail on a path of chaos, all to chip away at Trump’s chances. And lo and behold, now Smith be usin' grand-jury secrets while bleatin' about Trump taintin' the jury pool! Aye, it be a right spectacle on the high seas of justice!
So, as Trump pleads not guilty to all charges, we watch this legal drama unfold, with Smith plundering the usual practices like a rogue captain after treasure!