Arrr! Elon Musk be settin' sail fer Trump’s shindig in Pennsylvania, where the cannonballs once flew! Hilarity awaits!
2024-10-04
Arrr, matey! Captain Musk o’ SpaceX and Tesla be settin’ sail to Butler this Saturday, ready to hoist a flag fer his matey, Trump! A right jolly rally it be, with treasure maps and raucous shouts—let's see who can out-yell the cannon fire!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings of a grand spectacle in Butler, Pennsylvania! There be a storm brewin' as Captain Elon Musk, that scallywag of innovation, be throwin' his support to the former Commander Trump. On the morrow of October the 5th, Trump be settin’ sail to the very spot where a dastardly attempt was made on his life earlier this year.With a hearty "I shall be there to support!" Musk be signalin' his presence, as Trump raises his fist in defiance, celebratin' survival like a true buccaneer! This grand rally be not just a simple gathering; nay, it be a chance for Trump to finish the speech he started before the villainous deed interrupted him. Aye, he did declare, "We be comin’ back to Butler!"
As the crowd gathers, Trump plans to honor those lost in the fray, namely a valiant firefighter who gave his life protectin' his kin from the treachery. The rally promises to be a sight to behold, with the Captain expressin' gratitude to the brave souls who stood their ground when the seas got rough.
So hoist the flags, me hearties! This be a call to arms for all who seek adventure and a glimpse of history on the high seas of politics! Arrr!