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Arrr, matey! Khamenei be hoistin' cannon fire at Israel in a sermon, sayin’ it be all in good fun!

2024-10-04

Arrr, matey! The grand captain o' Iran, Ayatollah Khamenei, stood before the crew on Friday, proclaimin' that their missile barrage at Israel be as legal as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Legitimate, he says! Avast, what a jest!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of political squabbles! In the land o' Iran, the mighty Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, a figure as grand as any captain, declared in a rare sermon that the cannon fire aimed at Israel be "legal and legitimate," aye, just like a pirate's right to plunder! He claimed that the "resistance in the region" be standin' firm, not givin' an inch, even with the fall of their leaders, like mighty Hassan Nasrallah, who met his end recently under an airstrike's wrath.

With nearly two hundred missiles hurled like cannonballs towards Israel, Khamenei waved his flag of retribution, sayin' it was the least they could do for Israel's deeds. Arrr, the man ain't one to delay or rush—he's all about gettin' the job done, quicker than a ship's rat scurrying for cover!

Meanwhile, across the waters, the Israeli forces were ready as ever, shootin' down those incoming missiles with U.S. naval destroyers at their side, makin' it clear that no one would be harmed this day. So hoist the sails, me crew, for this tale shows that the seas of strife be ever-turbulent, and the world be watchin' with bated breath as these salty skirmishes unfold! Yarrr!

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