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Arrr! Iran's sea dog of a Minister be shoutin' support fer a truce in the squabble o' Lebanon and Gaza!

2024-10-04

Arrr, me hearties! Iran’s chief peace-wrangler be all a-swishin’ to strike a truce in Lebanon and Gaza, while the big ol’ captain of the ship back home be itchin’ fer a scrap with Israel! Talk about a crew with split sails, eh? Har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas o' diplomacy, where the winds blow both ways and the flags fly half-mast! Iran's top sea dog o' diplomacy be raisin' the Jolly Roger o' peace, claimin' they be all set to hoist a joint cease-fire in the turbulent waters of Lebanon and Gaza. Aye, he be all smiles and handshakes, talkin' sweetly ‘bout stoppin’ the cannon fire.

But lo and behold! Meanwhile, back on the shores of Persia, the supreme leader be brandishin' his cutlass o' war, ready to tussle with the landlubbers of Israel. 'Tis a right jolly contradiction, I tell ye! One be shoutin’ “Let’s make peace, lads!” whilst the other be hollerin’, “To arms! To arms!” It be a grand performance, like a jester at a king’s court, playin’ both sides like a fiddle!

So, what be the truth, ye scallywags? Are they seekin’ to sail the seas o’ tranquility, or be they just lookin’ to plunder the riches o' diplomacy whilst keepin’ their cannons primed? Aye, the high seas be murky, and who knows what treachery lies beneath the surface? Keep yer eyes peeled, for this tale be far from over!

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