The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Foreign squabbles be rougher than a barnacle-covered hull 'fore the voting day be upon us!

2024-10-04

Arrr, it be a rare sight, matey! Foreign squabbles be clashin' with the presidential hoedown like two scallywags in a barrel o' rum! What madness be this, when the seas of politics churn with the storms o' distant lands? Avast, the treasure of confusion be upon us!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I be spoutin' a tale most curious! In these past days, the winds of fortune have blown hard, tossin' the seas of foreign troubles right into the heart o' our presidential election! Aye, it be a sight even Davy Jones would raise a brow to!

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