Arrr, Trump be sailin' back to Butler, where they tried to send 'im to Davy Jones' locker! Ha-har!
2024-10-04
Arrr, me hearties! In this perilous age o' danger, the ol' captain of the ship o' state be callin' his loyal crew to join him where a scallywag once tried to blast him to Davy Jones' locker! A right jolly adventure, indeed! Avast, let's brave the storm together!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o’ the former captain o’ the ship o’ state, who’s callin’ forth his loyal crew to brave the very spot where a scallywag once aimed to send him to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, it be a time fraught with greater threats than a kraken in a barrel o’ rum!This ol’ seadog, with naught but a twinkle in his eye and a swagger in his step, be summonin’ thousands o’ his faithful buccaneers to sail back to that cursed place, where a rogue tried to put a cannonball in his belly. “Fear not!” he bellows, “for I be as tough as barnacles on a ship’s hull! Together, we shall show that knave no anchor can hold us down!”
With a wink and a grin, he rallies his band o’ misfits, ready to face a storm o’ shenanigans and perhaps even another rogue attempt. “Onward!” he commands, “Let’s make a ruckus, and mayhap hoist the Jolly Roger whilst we’re at it!” So here ye have it, a merry band of miscreants, settin’ sail for adventure, armed with little more than bravado and an appetite for rum. May the winds be ever in their favor, and may the scallywags tremble at their approach!