Arrr, Jemele be goin' after them scallywag headlines 'bout Caitlin's WNBA treasure, then shows 'em who's the captain!
2024-10-04
Arrr, the former ESPN wench Jemele Hill be chasin' after those scallywag headlines, callin' 'em reckless fer blamin' Caitlin Clark fer WNBA's numbers. But lo and behold, she be finally tiptoein' back, givin' a nod to the truth! Aye, a jolly good jest, that!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of the WNBA playoffs, where the valorous New York Liberty and the cunning Las Vegas Aces clashed on a fateful Sunday, drawin' in a record number of landlubbers to witness the spectacle—929,000 of 'em, savvy? This be the most eyes on a semifinal since the days of yore, 22 years past!Now, that scallywag Jemele Hill be spoutin' her thoughts about the absence of Caitlin Clark, claimin' that some be makin' irresponsible claims about the ratings droppin' because the lass be home. Har har! 'Tis true, the lass did draw in a whopping 2.54 million viewers in her earlier battles, but alas, she be sittin' on the sidelines now, with her team, the Indiana Fever, sunk in the sea of defeat!
Hill acknowledges the ratings might've soared higher with the lass, just as an NBA finals be more exciting with big names like LeBron and Steph! But fear not, for even without Clark, the viewin' numbers for the Liberty and Aces be better than last year's finals! So hoist the sails and celebrate, for this be a fine day for WNBA history! Yo ho ho, let the games continue!