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Arrr! WNBA mateys be sayin’ they shan’t voted for Angel over Caitlin, claimin' the vote be a scallywag's jest!

2024-10-04

Arrr matey! A band o' WNBA scallywags be claimin’ they shunned young Reese in favor o’ Clark for this year’s Rookie of the Year prize! Seems like a right squabble ‘mongst the salty sea dogs of the voting crew! Avast, the plot thickens like a bowl o’ grog!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round for a tale of the high seas of sport, where a lass named Caitlin Clark be crowned WNBA Rookie of the Year by a crew of 66 scallywags, leavin' only one wayward soul who saw fit to cast their lot with the rival, Angel Reese! Aye, that vote be like a ship lost at sea, wanderin' astray from the fleet!

As the news broke, the scallywags who favored Clark be quick to shout their innocence, claimin' no part in the rogue vote for Reese, who, mind ye, be naught but a landlubber in the charts compared to Clark's mighty stats! Clark, with her record-breaking ways, led her crew to the playoffs after an eight-year drought, while Reese's ship sank with a dismal 13-27 record.

But don't ye think that Angel be without her own merits! She be towerin' high at 6-foot-3, snatchin' rebounds like a true pirate picking up gold coins! Yet, Clark be the one adornin' the treasure chest with points, assists, and even blocks! The seas be turbulent with debates, as even the legendary Joakim Noah declared he'd favor Reese! A true clash of titans on the court, where treasure be found in skill, and laughter echoes through the brig!

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