Arrr! Padres be settin' traps to keep them Dodgers scallywags from pillagin' our shores in San Diego's NLDS!
2024-10-04
Arrr, the Padres be still toastin' their spoils from the NL Wild Card plunder! But as they set sail fer the Dodgers, the crew be makin' sure their own shores be a fortress. Avast, they be preparin' to defend their treasure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn of the San Diego Padres, who be sailin' into battle against the dreaded Atlanta Braves in the National League Wild Card Series. With nary a moment to spare, these scallywags dispatched the Braves in but two games, right under the gaze of their loyal crew at Petco Park!Now, as they prepare to face the mighty Los Angeles Dodgers in the NLDS, the Padres be lookin' to fortify their home turf. 'Tis true, the first two skirmishes will commence at Dodger Stadium, but when the battle shifts southward, the Padres be takin' no chances! Only those from certain regions may hoist their flags to claim tickets to Games 3 and 4, banishin' the Dodgers' fans from the shores of San Diego.
With Petco Park sittin' 125 miles from the enemy lair, the Padres be wary of the Dodgers' rowdy rabble descendin' upon them. They’ve laid down the law: tickets will be reserved for locals, and any buccaneer from the wrong ports shall have their orders canceled faster than a cannonball from a ship!
So, raise yer tankards to the Padres! They won the regular season battle against the Dodgers! May their home remain a citadel of triumph as they embark on this mighty quest!