Arrr, the San Jose State volley lass claims politics be makin’ foes scuttle their ships! Blimey, what a hoot!
2024-10-04
Arrr, mateys! Captain Todd Kress, head of the fair San Jose State volley wenches, be speakin' o' a flurry o’ forfeitin’ foes, all whilst a storm brews 'round a transgender scallywag! What a ruckus on the high seas of sport, eh? Avast, let the games continue!
Avast ye mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale most peculiar from the high seas o’ collegiate volleyball! The fair lasses o’ San Jose State found themselves bested by the crew of Colorado State, and their captain, Todd Kress, be so grateful he was nearly ready to thank the opposing captain, Emily Kohan, for the chance to play. Aye, it’s been a stormy sea fer them, what with many a rival team refusing to face ‘em over a squall of controversy regarding a transgender player on their roster.It seems four teams, like cowardly scallywags, forfeited their matches rather than face the Spartans, leaving Kress lamentin’ the lost chances for the talented wenches. Amongst their crew be Blaire Fleming, a fierce player with spikin’ skills, who’s been caught in the eye of the tempest, as well as junior Brooke Slusser, who’s joined a lawsuit against the NCAA over these matters. The winds o’ politics have blown strong, with governors commendin’ those who’ve dodged the match with San Jose, all while Kress charts a course through these turbulent waters.
With university guards now watchin’ over the squad, and the tension thick as fog on the high seas, Kress aims to keep his crew focused on fair play and mental health—hopin’ the storm may yet bring some treasure in the form of competitive spirit! Yarrr, it be a wild voyage indeed!