"Arrr mateys! Here be 10 jolly tech tricks fer all ye scallywags to hoist yer sails with ease!"
2024-10-04
Avast ye! To make yer tech less vexin’, ye can tame the cursed autocorrect beast, silence them pesky notifications, and stash yer treasures in folders on yer iPhone! Set sail for smooth sailing, matey! Arrr!
Arrr matey! I be wranglin' with this scallywag of a device known as the Apple iPhone 16 Pro Max, but alas, that Siri be as reliable as a shipwrecked sailor! Respondin’ a mere 60% of the time when I be callin' or textin'! Even this ol' sea dog, seasoned in tech, be feelin’ the pinch!In me quest to conquer these tech troubles, I’ve brewed a potion of wisdom for ye landlubbers. First, let’s tangle with that pesky Alexa from the Amazon Echo. Turn off that blabberin’ by hittin' a few buttons, and ye shall have silence!
And if ye be tired of apps naggin’ ye for ratings, just toggle it off in yer iPhone settings! For ye Android pirates, ye be left to fend for yerselves in these treacherous waters.
But hold fast! If yer drownin’ in tabs, remember to use ‘Ctrl + 1’ to sail through ‘em! And if music be blaring from a rogue tab, just mute it with a right-click, savvy?
So hoist the anchor and set sail with these tech tricks, or ye might find yerself lost at sea in the World Wide Web, arrr!