The Booty Report

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Arrr! Kamala be plunderin’ Barack from the deep, to swashbuckle in the swingin’ seas of the states!

2024-10-04

Arrr, matey! Former Captain Obama be hittin' the campaign seas fer Vice Captain Harris next week! The race fer the grand White House be heatin' up, like a pot o' gruel on a stormy night! With but a month t’ go, it be a right nail-biter, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye news from the high seas of politics! The former captain of the ship of state, one Barack Obama, be settin’ sail on the campaign trail to lend his mighty voice to the fair Vice President Kamala Harris! Aye, it be happenin' next week, as the race fer the grand treasure that be the White House be heatin’ up like a cannonball in a forge!

With the winds of change blowin’, the Obamas be joinin’ forces, ready to unleash their powerful endorsements as they chart a course towards November's election. Yarr, it be just a month away, and the battle fer the throne be lookin’ as suspenseful as a three-hour tour gone awry! The former First Lady, Michelle, she be standin’ tall with her man, supportin’ Harris with all the vigor of a ship’s crew ready to hoist the Jolly Roger!

But let it be known, though they be raisin’ the sails, neither of ‘em have yet taken to the decks in the grand battle of speeches and debates! So keep yer spyglasses handy, mateys, fer it’s bound to be a ruckus on the high seas of democracy as they all vie fer the ultimate treasure of the presidency!

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