The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Michael Moore be sayin' that sailin' to the center might sink Harris's ship o' presidency!

2024-10-04

Arrr, matey! Michael Moore be thinkin’ Trump be sinkin’ faster than a ship with a hole! But he warns the fair Kamala not to drop the ball with her crew. This salty director be shoutin’ for Biden to walk the plank, hailing Harris as the treasure to keep!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a certain scallywag named Michael Moore, who be spoutin’ words of warning ‘bout the captain of the ship, Donald Trump. This crafty cinematic buccaneer be reckonin' that ol' Trump be headin' straight fer Davy Jones' locker in this here presidential race, goin' down in flames like a ship ablaze on the high seas!

But hold yer horses, for Moore be not just throwin' shade at the Trumpster. Nay, he’s also castin' his eye on the fair Vice President Kamala Harris! This here scallywag warns her not to bumble her chances with the crew on her starboard side—the left-wing sailors of the Democratic fleet. Aye, he’s got his eye on her and believes she be the rightful matey to take over if Captain Biden decides to abandon ship—concerns ‘bout his wits bein’ as cloudy as a foggy night bein’ the reason!

So, as the winds of politics blow ever so treacherously, we be left wonderin’ if this ship shall sail smoothly or if it’ll capsize into the briny deep. Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer eyes peeled, mateys, for the tides be ever-changin'!

Read the Original Article