Arrr! The whole crew o' the Chicago school board be settin' sail for greener pastures, matey!
2024-10-04
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! A squabble be brewin' 'twixt Johnson and the board during the July treasure hunt fer gold, as they scuttled the mayor's orders to borrow doubloons! And lo! The captain o' CPS, Pedro, claimed the mayor wanted his head, but the board be lettin' him sail on. What say ye?
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for a tale of treachery and tiffs among the swabs of the Chicago Public Schools be unfoldin' like a treasure map! It all began in the fair month of July, when the board of matrons and masters, in their infinite wisdom, defied the orders of Mayor Johnson, refusin' to take a high-interest loan to pay off the pensions of ye non-teacher scallywags and the new contract o’ the Chicago Teachers Union. Aye, tensions be risin' like the tide on a stormy night!But hold yer horses, me hearties! Just recently, the CEO of CPS, one Pedro Martinez, claimed that the mayor had summoned him to the plank, demandin' his resignation! Aye, but the mayor be denyin' this bold claim faster than a fish can swim! Yet, the board, the true captains o' this ship, chose not to toss Martinez overboard, leavin' him to sail under their command. So, what be the winds of gossip blowin' through the salty sea of Chicago? Only time will tell, but it seems these pirates of education be in for a rough ride! Arrr!