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2024-10-04

Arrr, ye scallywag! Ye can't be pullin' such trickery on us fine mateys! We ain't naught but humble sailors, not prey for yer mischief! Or be ye lookin' to walk the plank, eh? Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I be spinnin’ a yarn 'bout a right ruckus that brewed among the crew o’ the Black Squall! One fine mornin’, as we be readyin’ the sails for another grand adventure, our scallywag quartermaster, ol’ Peg-Leg Pete, had the gall to declare, “Ye can’t just do that to us!” Aye, he be pointin’ his hook finger at the captain, who had announced a change in our course to the dreaded Isle of No Return!

“Arrr, what madness be this?” roared Captain Cutlass, his beard a-twitchin’ like a sea serpent. “Ye’d rather we sail toward the dreaded Kraken Cove fer a pint o’ grog?” With a belly full o’ laughter, the crew erupted, knowin’ full well that the lassies o’ the cove be nothin’ but ol’ barnacles! “Nay, Cap’n! We be men o’ honor… 'n’ grub!”

But Pete, bless his wooden heart, shouted, “Aye, ye can’t just do that to us! We be pirates, not landlubbers! We demand treasure, not trouble!” The crew nodded vigorously, each one more determined than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. So, with a wink and a twist o’ the wheel, the captain charted a course not toward doom, but toward the nearest tavern instead. And thus, we sailed on, with laughter in our hearts and rum in our bellies, all agreein’ that a good pirate never backs down… unless there's treasure to be had!

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