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Arrr, a Georgia lass and her wee tykes met Davy Jones whilst hidin' from Hurricane Helene's wrath!

2024-10-04

Arrr, two wee babes from Georgia met a watery fate, joinin’ their mum in Davy Jones' locker thanks to Hurricane Helene! Aye, the youngest scallywags to fall to the storm's wrath! Talk about a tempestuous welcome to this world, mateys!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tragic yet curious yarn from the lands of Georgia! A lass named Kobe Williams, aged but 27, found herself in the clutches of Hurricane Helene, that tempestuous sea witch, along with her twin wee lads, Khyzier and Khazmir. A tree, like a ship's mast, came crashing down upon their humble abode, dooming them to a watery grave, arrr!

It be a heart-wrenchin’ tale, as her father, Obie Williams, had advised this brave lass to take refuge in the loo, yet fate had other plans! When he couldn't hear a peep from her, he bravely dodged the perilous storm’s wrath to check on his kin. Alas, he found her lifeless form atop the babes, a sight that would make even the fiercest pirate shed a tear. The young scallywags, born on August the 20th, became the youngest souls claimed by this wretched storm, with the death toll risin’ to 230 across the Southeast, blimey!

Obie spoke of his daughter as a jolly spirit, always bringin' laughter to the crew, and now with her gone, the ship be feelin’ a bit empty. With many of his other young'uns still without power, they be gatherin’ to mourn and make plans for a proper send-off for the lass and her wee ones. So raise a tankard, ye scallywags, and let us remember them with a hearty cheer! Arrr!

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