Arrr! HGTV wench Christina be sellin' her Tennessee treasure where her old sea dog be squattin’—mind yer doubloons, matey!
2024-10-04
Arrr, me hearties! The fair Christina Hall, a siren of the telly, be sellin’ her Tennessee treasure and takin’ a cheeky swipe at her scallywag ex, Josh Hall, in a tale spun on the gram! Aye, the winds o’ fortune be blowin’!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the fair Christina Hall, who be tossin' her Tennessee abode—an enchanted farmhouse, mind ye—onto the market for a king's ransom of $4.5 million doubloons! With her scallywag ex, Josh Hall, still lurkin' about, she be settin' sail for new adventures in the land of real estate!Christina, a lass of 41 summers, took to the treasure map known as Instagram, declarin’ her property for sale, whilst givin' a cheeky poke at ol’ Josh, now claimin' a spot in Leiper's Fork. Aye, she be not shy in callin' him out, remindin’ the world of his past boasts of livin' simply in a van with his mutt!
In a twist more tangled than a ship’s riggin’, she accused him of makin' off with a hefty sum from her coffers—$35,000 to be precise—right after their split! Oh, what a ruckus! With her quill, she painted him as a gold-diggin’ scallywag, while he be claimin' to handle their matters like a proper gentleman. But alas, the sea of social media be a tempestuous one!
With her autobiography brewin', Christina’s saga be far from over! Keep yer eyes peeled, savvy? This tale of love, loss, and loot be just beginnin’! Yarrr!