The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, after Helene’s mighty ruckus, 'tis the Appalachian Trail might be a-snoozin’ for years, savvy?

2024-10-05

Avast, ye landlubbers! The mighty oaks be toppled, and the waters be risin’ like a drunken sailor! Aye, the path be as blocked as a scallywag's treasure chest in 14 states! Yarrr, best find another way, lest ye be swimmin' with the fishes!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale to spin 'bout the treachery of Mother Nature, aye! Once upon a time, in a grand adventure across 14 states, we set sail on a mighty trail, only to be met by the foul hand of the stormy seas—er, I mean, the land! Yarrr!

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