"Buccaneers who spied a scallywag aimin' at the captain be readyin' to hoist him back aboard!"
2024-10-05
Arrr, mateys! Capt'n Trump be settin' sail back to Butler, Pa., for another raucous rally at the very spot where a scallywag tried to send him to Davy Jones’ locker! A poor soul bit the dust, and two more got nicked. Avast, let the show go on!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand return of Captain Donald J. Trump to the fair shores of Butler, Pa. Aye, this scallywag be settin' sail for another raucous rally, where he nearly met his doom not long ago in July. 'Twas a ruckus of epic proportions, with a man meeting a fate worse than Davy Jones' locker and two others gettin’ a nasty nip!