Avast, ye scallywags! Yankees' voice be shoutin’, “Cease yer cheering fer them Mets, or walk the plank!”
2024-10-04
Arrr, mateys! Michael Kay, the sea dog of Yankees' tales, be fed up with scallywags rootin' fer the cursed Mets whilst they be sailin' through October's stormy seas! Shiver me timbers, stick to yer own crew, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! In the grand old realm of baseball, the New York Yankees be takin’ a pause since Sunday, leavin’ their loyal crew to peek at the rival crew across the way—the New York Mets, savvy?And what a showin’ it be! The Mets be sailin’ through the stormy seas with two miraculous victories this week. In a heart-pumpin’ comeback, they secured their spot in the postseason, and on Thursday, Pete Alonso hit a mighty homer like no other, settin’ a record as the first to do so in a ninth-inning nail-biter!
Yet, lo and behold! Some Yankee fans be cheerin’ for these Queens-dwellin’ Amazins. This ruffled the feathers of Yankees’ announcer, Michael Kay. “Are ye mad?” he bellowed. “Rootin’ for the Mets? In bizarro land, I tell ye!” He scolded the traitorous fans to “grow up!”
In a sea where loyalties run deep, he declared that if ye be rootin’ for both, ye ain’t a true Yankee! The Yankees and Mets, though rivals, be dancin’ together in the postseason for the first time since ancient times—2006! So hoist yer flags, but remember: choose yer ship wisely, or walk the plank! Arrr!