Arrr, the Padres be struck by a cannonball to their crew, just as they face the Dodger scallywags!
2024-10-04
Arrr, the San Diego Padres be settin' sail fer their maiden World Series treasure! But alas, they be shiverin' their timbers without their trusty cannon, Joe Musgrove. Aye, may the winds be at their backs, or they’ll be walkin’ the plank instead o' hoistin’ the trophy!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale o’ woe from the high seas o’ baseball! The San Diego Padres be nursing a grievous wound, fer their mighty cannon, Joe Musgrove, be knocked outta the postseason like a scallywag in a rum barrel!