Arrr, Trump be sayin' Israel should blast Iran's shiny bombs, laughin' at Biden's wobbly reply like a scallywag!
2024-10-05
Arrr, on the high seas o' politics, ol' Trump be jabberin' like a parrot, takin' aim at Biden’s blunderin' wit about sendin' cannons to Iran’s hidey-holes! Methinks the captain’s lost his compass—nuclear sites be no treasure, matey! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Arrr matey, gather ‘round fer a tale of high seas diplomacy and jests fit fer a scallywag! Former Captain Trump of the USS Presidency hath spoken, declaring that Israel ought to unleash a mighty attack upon the treacherous nuclear lairs of Iran. He be makin’ sport of the current captain, Biden, who suggested, “Don’t hit the nuclear stuff!” Well blow me down! That be akin to sayin’ don’t plunder the treasure while on a raid!At a raucous gathering in Fayetteville, our former leader exclaimed, “Nuclear proliferation be the biggest danger afoot!” Aye, Trump bragged of his own shipbuilding prowess during his reign, claimin’ he rebuilt the military fleet, even the fearsome nukes. “We must be prepared,” he roared like a lion on the briny deep! He mocked Biden’s soft-hearted advice, suggestin’, “Hit the nuclear first, worry ‘bout the rest later!”
In further banter, Trump called Biden’s response the “craziest thing I’ve ever heard.” Yet, the winds of war be blowin’, with Iran settin’ sails to attack Israel. Former First Mate Patel chimed in, sayin’ it be wild diplomacy to ask Israel to hold back while Iran be arm’n themselves with deadly nuclear treasures. So hoist the sails, me hearties, the seas be filled with peril and jest, as the world watches this grand spectacle unfold!