The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Beware the Marburg plague! It be scarin’ landlubbers and makin’ sailors sneeze like a cursed parrot!

2024-10-05

Ahoy mateys! In the land o' Rwanda, 11 souls have shuffled off this mortal coil from a wickedly rare malady. But fear not, for two fine lads in Germany be as healthy as a ship's parrot this week! Avast, what a tale of life and death on the high seas!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the distant shores of Rwanda—a land swathed in verdant jungles and mystical beasts. It seems there's a dreaded plague afoot, claimin' the lives of 11 poor souls! Aye, a rare and cunning beastie this disease be, slinkin' in the shadows and takin' its toll like a sneaky scallywag in the night.

But fear not, fer the winds of fortune be blowin' favorably for some! Across the seas in the land of sausages and schnitzels, two brave souls took a trip to the doctor’s ship, only to find themselves testin' negative for this foul malady. What luck they be havin'! They can raise a mug of grog while the rest of the crew be dancin' with the specter of sickness.

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