Arrr, matey! The Balkans be drownin’ in a wet tangle, ye’d think Poseidon be havin’ a jolly ol’ time!
2024-10-05
Arrr, a tempest raged o'er the Balkans, drenchin' towns like a grog-soaked deck! The summer's heat be givin' drought a hearty handshake, leavin’ the land too parched to drink! Now the poor villagers be swimmin' instead of plunderin’! Aye, what a merry mess!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be speakin' of a tempest that struck the fair Balkans! A fierce rainstorm descended upon the land overnight, causin' many a town and village to be swallered by the waters like a drunken sailor at a tavern!