The Booty Report

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Arrr, Hurricane Helene done scuttled the hopes o' many a crew! Ye can’t swap a life, matey!

2024-10-05

Avast ye! In the realm of southern Appalachia, high schools be closed tighter than a treasure chest! The scallywags be clueless when their swashbucklin' sports teams can set sail again. A right mess it be, matey!

Arrr matey! Gather round as I regale ye with a tale of Hurricane Helene that struck like a cannon blast amidst the fall sports season! Aye, the storm wreaked havoc 'cross the lands of Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, and Tennessee, where young lasses and lads be sportin' their high school colors. Alas, many a field be turned to mush and many a school be shut tighter than a treasure chest, leavin’ teams in despair!

Down in Canton, the Pisgah Bears were ridin' a high tide of victory, but lo and behold, their fields be now as flooded as a bilge pump! Athletic Director Heidi Morgan be lamentin' the loss of their beloved grounds. Meanwhile, nearby Asheville Christian Academy be lookin’ like a shipwreck, with their gym floor as ruined as a barnacle-covered hull.

And don't get me started on Hampton High! Their stadium be swallowed by the Doe River, leavin’ their team in dire straits with no treasure to help rebuild! As the winds howled and the rains poured, our sailors of the gridiron be tryin' their best to keep spirits afloat in the face of such calamity.

Yet amidst the chaos, let us not forget the true treasure—life itself! So raise a mug to those lendin' a hand, as recovery efforts be underway! Yarrr!

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