Arrr! The lassies of La Salle be demandin' peace, sayin' no more cannon fire spoilin' their field frolics!
2024-10-05
Arrr, the La Salle field hockey crew be callin' for a halt to the blasted "senseless lead-slingin'" after their match was cut short by a ruckus o' gunfire last week! Methinks they’d rather be dodgin’ balls than bullets, savvy?
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of a most peculiar field hockey match that went awry last Friday! It be at Howarth Field where the lassies o’ Saint Louis and La Salle be battlin' it out, when BLAM! Gunshots rang across the land like cannon fire on the high seas!With but ten minutes left in the contest, the crew o’ players and fans had to scatter like a ship’s crew during a Kraken attack! The La Salle team, takin’ refuge from the dangerous volley, declared that bullets be rainin’ down like the treasure from a sunken galleon!
In a bold statement, they called out the “senseless gun violence,” sayin’ it be a reality they can’t abide. They be rallyin’ fer change, swearin’ they won’t let fear sink their love fer the game, even if pirates be shootin’ from the bleachers! Thank the stars no one was hurt, but they be callin’ out the need fer a safer world, aye!
The lawmen said the ruckus erupted near a Kentucky Fried Chicken, and though no scallywags were caught, the match be lost to the books! With hearts heavy, both teams faced defeat in their next games, but they be resolute, fightin’ on like true sea rovers! Aye, let’s hope they find fair winds ahead!